Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids could care to order dessert.
Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at them.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be...as long as they do everything we say.
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and they begin to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house!
1 comment:
How about:
Brain Freeze: What your mind does when your child continues to ask you the same question over and over and over because they don't like the answer you gave the first time.
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